Wifes Want Grilling on Fathers Day Funny
One day when I was young......
I watched my father grill burgers. When they were done, he handed me one, telling me it was a Bison burger. He then left.....never came back......I know he may not have been dedicated to his family, but he was dedicated to his jokes.
George Foreman named all his kids George Foreman.
He even used the name when he had a little grill.
What do you call an Australian looking after his grill?
A barbie sitter
Best lines when dealing with telemarketers
Some of the better ones
* City Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em
* Mario's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, may I take your order?
* Roadkill Cafe, you kill it, we grill it
* Mort's Mortuary, you slice 'em, we ice 'em
* Bob's Back Alley Abortion Parlour, you rape 'em, we scrape 'em, no fetus can beat us
Anyone have more?
I grilled a chicken for 2 hours.
It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
There's that moment when you put your steak on the grill and your mouth waters all over from that amazing smell...
Do you vegans feel the same when you mow the grass?
If Bear Grylls could grill bears, how many bears could Bear Grylls grill?
As many as Bear Grylls' grill could bear.
An engineer, chef, and a mathematician go out drinking
To their favorite bar and grill. Well they're having some drinks and laughing when a fire starts behind the bar.
Seeing the staff panicking, the engineer quickly calculates exactly how much water he'll need to put it out and runs in the back for a bucket.
The chef, from his own experience can tell its a grease fire so he runs in back to find salt.
The Mathematician looks at his friends, then to the fire. Upon realizing there is a solution, he promptly continues drinking.
My ex girlfriend is a lot like my grill.
They're both smoking hot and burned my house down.
When I'm grilling a steak, the smell of the juices makes my mouth water.
Wonder if that happens when a vegan mows their lawn.
I grilled a chicken for over two hours last night...
he still wouldn't tell me why he crossed the road
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The cast of the Matrix was having a barbeque
The seafood was fresh off the grill. Keanu Reeves tasted it and exclaimed "What is this! It's like charcoal!"
The cook turned and said "What if I told you...that's why they call me Laurence Fishburne"
^I'll ^see ^myself ^out
My mouth waters when I smell steak on a grill
I wonder if the same happens to vegans taken they mow the lawn
Did you hear Muhammad Ali burnt his hand in a few fights?
That's what happens when you punch George Foreman in the grill.
Why could the grill never keep a job?
He kept getting fired.
The other day I decided to grill a chicken for supper.
I grilled it for over TWO HOURS, but it still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
Why was the man at the cookout so happy?
He met the grill of his dreams.
Grilled some hotdogs and offered my friend one
He said, "No thanks, I'm Jewish."
I said, "Don't worry, they're free."
Why shouldn't you trust Hitler with a grill?
He always burns the Franks.
Why does Egypt not celebrate Father's Day?
Because they're so full of mummies
(As told by "Jackie chan" while cooking my lunch on the hibachi grill)
A man walks past a house that has a sign posted up saying "Boat for sale" and decides to check it out
As he's walking up the driveway, all he sees is an old car and a grill.
Confused, he knocks on the door and asks the Jamaican home owner, "hey, I can see that you have a sign out front saying you've got a boat, but all I can see is an old car and a grill.."
"Ya mon!" the Jamaican home owner excitedly replies, "and dem boat for sale!"
Was grilling burgers and asked the wife if she wanted toasted buns
She said yes. I said, well go stand by a fire… I could just about hear the eye roll.
For sale. Muhammed Ali DVD set. George Foreman Grill.
Both boxed.
What kind of grill does a spider bbq on?
A Weber.
I was grilling a steak earlier and the smell of the juices started to make my mouth water...
Got me thinking, do vegans get the same reaction when mowing the lawn?
I grilled a chicken
I grilled a chicken today for half the day......
And I still don't know why he crossed the road.
Someone threw a grill at my face.
The attack made headlines.
I was grilling yesterday but then the meat started smoking
Stakes were high
I grilled some steak for my father-in-law. After taking a bite, he said, I like mine well done.
I said, Thanks. That means a lot.
Why is having a BBQ not popular in Italy?
Spaghetti keep falling through the grill
I grilled a chicken for over 2 hours yesterday.
And he still didn't tell me why he crossed the road!
Always have a sadistic person light your grill
After all, they're literally pro-pain...
I was grilling some lettuce over a fire for dinner.
My dad came over, took one look and said: That's chard, you idiot.
I kissed a grill once.
It was pretty hot.
I bet my friend that I could grill on a plane.
The steaks have never been higher.
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